He: Hi! She: I have a boyfriend. He: And I have your boyfriend. Police Station Se Bol Raha Hun, Ladkiyan Chedte Hue Pakda Geya Hai, Aa Kar Le Jao!
Barber: Will you have anything on your face when I've finished? Banta: I don't know, but I hope you'll at least leave my nose!
Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid. When did you have your last drink? Santa: What do you mean, last?