Ye Savdhan India V Crime Petrol Wale Aurton Ko Itna Kamina Dikhate Hain Ki Ab To Gharwali Ke Sath Sone Men Bhi Fatti Hai Ki... . . . . . . . . . Pata Nahin Kab Nipata De
Half the people in India wake up because the 'Safaayi Waali' turns off the fan and doesn't turn it back on!
The original Ebola was African that went to India and got mutated. Isne Bola Usne Bola Kyon Bola Kaise Bola Kahan Bola Kab Bola Tu Bola Wo Bola Main Nahi Bola Yeh Bola
Pakistani Sainik: India Se Kuch Udta Nazar Aa Raha Hai. Officer: Kya? Jawan: Wahi Jo Hawa Mein Rahta Hai Aur Tasveerein Leta Hai. Officer: Modi? Jawan: Nahi, Drone!
Why did the British leave India in 1947? Because they came to know a baby named Rajnikanth will be born in 1949!!
When Rajinikanth feels like bathing, monsoons arrive in India. No wonder, monsoons hit South India first.