Indians are getting CRAZY waiting for "Achhe Din". That's why, the government is starting... . . . . High Speed train from Delhi to Agra!
A cop stops drunk Santa and asks, "How high are you?" Santa: That's wrong English, you should say, "Hi, How are you?"
Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!