Pathan 1: Tumhen Pata Hai Ki Garmi Ka Ek Fayda Bhi Hai Pathan 2: Kya? Pathan 1: Vairi Simpal Yaar Sardi Nahin Lagti
Amir Beta: Papa Aaj Bahut Garmi Hai Papa: Beta Hum Aaj Hi A.C. Le Aate Hain Garib Beta: Papa Aaj Bahut Garmi Hai Papa: Chal Tujhe Ganja Kara Deta Hu
Uff Garmiii... . . . . . . . . . Jab Uppar Garmi Hai, Toh Nichhe Kaunsa AC Laga Hai... Jo Dhoond Rahe Ho? Summers Ki Pehli Bezti Mubark ho!
Is Garmi Ka Alam Bas Itna Samajh Le Ghalib... . . . . . . . . . Kapde Dhote Hi Sookh Jate Hain, Aur Pehnte Hi Geele Ho Jate Hain!
Garmi Badh Gayi Hai... . . . . . . . Dopehar Mein ORS Aur Shaam Ko RS Barabar Matra Mein Len, Taki Shareer Mein Paani Ki Kami Na Ho!