Pappu: Papa Kya Aap Kabhi Eipt(Egypt) Gaye Ho? Santa: Nahin Par Kyon? Pappu: To Fir Aap Itni Kaufnak Mammi Kahan Se Laye?
Do Budhe Aadmi Bahar Rishtedari Me Gaye Vaha Pahla Aadmi Jis Bhi Jagah Baithane Lagta To Dusra Aadmi Uski Jagah Saaf Kar Deta Takriban Pachaas Baar Aisa Hua Tab Kisi Ne Dusre Aadmi Se Puchha Ki "Tu Khud Ke Jagah Ki Bajay Iski Jagah Kyon Saaf Karta Ja Raha Hai?" To Dusra Aadmi Bola "Kya Karu Bhai Ye Aaj Meri Dhoti Pahan Kar Aaya Hai
Santa-Banta ki khub pitai hui… Par kyu ? . . . Kyu ki.. Dono Bday party mein muft Ka khana khaate hue pakde gaye, aur Kehne lage: Hum ladki walo ki taraf se hain!!