bell jokes

Pappu Darwaje Ki Bell Bajane Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha! Tabhi Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Dekha Aur Bell Baja Di Aur Pucha `Beta Aur Kuch!?` Pappu Bola "Ab Bhag Buddhe Ghar Pata Nahi Kiska Hai!"

Galileo used lamp to study;
Graham Bell used candle to study;
Shakespeare used street light to study
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MORAL:
Sab Apne Jaise Hi The. Din Mein TIMEPASS!

HR Head addressing employees:
This year too, increments will be as per the Bell Curve.
One of the Employees: What is that?
HR Head: Let me put it in Hindi, "Ghanta Milega!"

पप्पू अपने पिता संता से: पापा, बच्चा ज्यादा इंटेलीजेंट (Intelligent) होता है या पापा?
संता: पापा।
पप्पू: तो फिर पापा फ़ोन किसने बनाया था?
संता: 'Graham Bell' ने।
पप्पू: अगर फ़ोन 'Graham Bell' ने बनाया तो फिर उसके पापा ने क्यों नहीं बनाया?

When Graham Bell invented telephone, he already had 2 missed calls from Rajnikanth.

Galileo used lamp to study, Graham Bell used candle to study & Shakespeare studied in street light but do u know about Rajnikanth?
Only agarbatti.