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Pappu: Janu Ab Tum Pahle Se Badal Gai Ho! Garlfrend: Wo Kyon? Pappu: Ab Main Tumhen Kis Karta Hun To Tum Aakhe Nahin Band Karti! Garlfrend: Haramkhor Pichhali Bar Band Ki Thi To Mere Pers Se 500 Rupaye Gayab The!
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Pati: Jel Men Rahane Se Ek Bada Labh Hai Patni: Vah Kya? Pati: Vaha Koi Kambakhat Aadhi Raat Ko Jagakar Yah Nahin Kahta Ki Ghar Ka Darwaja Band Hai Ya Khula?
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