Santa invited Banta to his home for dinner and gave him directions for Vasant Kunj.
Santa:
Oye! Mahipalpur Se Aana Aur Teesri Red Light Se Left Le Lena.
Phir Dusri Red Light Se Right Le Lena!
Hours passed... but no sign of Banta, so Santa called up to ask where he was.
Santa: Oye Banta, Where are you?
Banta: Oye Yaar, Main To Jaipur Pahunch Geya... Because Sari Lights Green Thi, Koi Red Light Mili Hi Nahi!
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