Captain: Naujavan aage badho

Captain: naujavan aage badho.
Itna sunte hi sabhi sainik aage badh gaye lekin santa vahin khada rah gaya.
Captain ne santa se pucha- santa tum kyon nahi gaye.
Santa: sir apne to kaha nau javan aage badho lekin mai to 10va javan hun.

Captain: Naujavan aage badho

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
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banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

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santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

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