Girl:- aj bhaiya ne mujhe tumhare sath bike pedekh liya. boy:- shit! fir kya hua?. girl:- rikshe ke paise wapas le liye. hamari bahut hi strict family hai.....
Ek budha blue film dekhte hue zor zor se haath ko jatka dene laga saath bethe ladke ne pucha – “kya hua baba?” baba bola – “hona kya hai, 30 saal bad ustad khada hua to aaj haath so gaya..“
Ek bandariya apni ma se bolì ma mera dulha kaun hai? please meri shadi kara do. ma boli tera dulha sms pad raha hai. agar muskura de to shadi pakki samjho.
Mariz(to nurse): "i luv u, tumne to mera dil hi chura liya". nurse : "chal jhuta , . . humne to sirf kidney churai hai".
Hansi ke raste pe chala karo, khushiyon ki mehak liya karo, pyar se dilon ko chhua karo, jahan tumhe ghum nazar aaye, iss dost ko yaad kiya karo!
Ho poori dil ki har khwaish aapki, mile khushion ka jahan aapko, agar aap mange ek tara, to khuda de sara aasman aapko, duaon ke sath ho naya din mubarak aapko.
Dosti mein choti-choti baton se shikva na karna, gila tab karna jab hum dosti tod dege kyunki aisa tabhi hoga jab hum ye duniya chod dege...dil se.
Rajnikanth purchased a 4040 acre land with 4 wells at each corner of that square site. guess y? simple.. to play carrom.
The first poem written for computers : <>!*''# ^"`$$- !*=@$_ %*<>~4 &[]../ |{,,system halted for you somewhat cybernetically challenged, it goes something like this (using the proper cyber-names) : waka waka bang splat tick tick hash, caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash, bang splat equal at dollar under-score, percent splat waka waka tilde number four, ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash, vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma crash ~4 &[];url=http://www.totaltashan.com//post/u/jokes/English/Programmer-Jokes/the-first-poem-written-for-computers-^`-_-4-[]-programmerjokes-english-funny-joke-lol/")'> ~4 &[] http://www.totaltashan.com//post/u/jokes/English/Programmer-Jokes/the-first-poem-written-for-computers-^`-_-4-[]-programmerjokes-english-funny-joke-lol")'>
Har khushi me apki baat karte hain, aap salamat rahiye fariyaad karte hain. ab 1 s.m.s se kya bataaye ki hum apko kitna yaad karte hai....
Wajood na ho to hasti kis kaam ki, maza na ho to masti kis kaam ki, yaad aapki aaye aur hum sms na kare to ye dosti kis kaam ki...