When someone says that “nothing can be more complicated than love”, . . . throw maths text books on their face!
Teacher: ek aisa sentence batao jis me math punjabi or english ka sahi istimal hua ho..?? . . stdnt: lak 28 kuri da 47 weight kuri da.
Teacher : kitne saal k ho ? student : register me check kar le, teacher : kaha se ho ? student : school record me dekh le, teacher : sabse jyada pyar kise krte ho, mom or dad ? student : mere dil se puch le, teacher : tera dil kaha hai ? student : teri beti se puch le . students rocks...
Aaj dosti se bharosa uth gaya mera . . . . . . . . . . aaj apne hi dost ne class me keh diya ki . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . padhne de yaaarrr.:d:d
Guruji: bachho yeh batao ki, monday se friday...5 days working and sat-sun holiday. yeh policy ki kalpana sabse pehle kisne ki thi? pappu : draupadi ne. guruji abhi tak behosh hai!:d:d
Attitude of engineering student at exam, teacher: “kuch kiya bhi hai ya aise hi aa gaye?” student: “sir, breakfast karke aaya hoon, aur aap?“
Maths teacher class mein padhate hue kahta hai. teacher: “jab main tumhare jitna tha, mere maths mein 100 marks aate the” pappu ne ye suna aur hanste hue teacher ko bola pappu: “aate honge sir ji, aap ko koi achha teacher padhata hoga“:d:d
Teacher bachon se: “dopehar ko sham ne ram ki behan se pyaar kiya” bacho iska future tense banao.” ek ladka khada hokar bola: “raat ko sham ram ki patni ke saath pyaar karega“:d:d
Teacher: agar tum tumari gf ko 500 do, aur usko sirf 200 ki zarurat ho to, wo kitne wapas degi ??.. student: kuchh bhi nahi… teacher: kya tum itni si bhi maths nahi jante??
Ques: whats the height of hope? ans: sitting in the exam hall, holding the question paper in hand and telling yourself: "dude, do not worry. exams will get postponed!"
Teacher to half-asleep pappu in class, "who invented steam engine?" pappu: what sir? teacher: very good. it's correct. james watt, it is.