Breaking news: rahul to retire. bjp president: wow, it's time to celebrate. secretary: sir, it's rahul dravid retiring from test cricket and not rahul gandhi from politics.
Congress: celebrating holi, the festival of colors is the best to forget the whitewash in up and goa!
It'll be ironical if pawan bansal escapes railgate and fixed by maneka gandhi for sacrificing a goat!
If the government limits sms, just because rumors are spreading; by the same logic, should we stop paying taxes because the money is being siphoned due to corruption?
Sherlyn chopra should head youth congress. it can invigorate the organization and revive the animal spirits manmohan ji talked about.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. they should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
All the presidential candidates should be put into "rashtrapati bhavan" & "bigg boss" should be held over the month! may the best win to be the president of india!
Headlines: 42% of indian children underweight, pm calls it "a national shame". what about the 50% children & 80% adults who are overweight/obese. is that "a national pride"?
Before nitin gadkari touched baba ramdev's feet, he had to carefully remove them from baba ramdev's mouth.
Nitin gadkari touched baba ramdev's feet, it seems. a refreshing change from baba ramdev touching baba ramdev's feet.