My dick just died. would you mind if i buried it in your breasts?
I wish you were a door so i could bang you all day long!
If i gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
Nice legs... what time do they open?
Do you wash your pants in windex? because i can see myself in them.
Those pants would look better on my floor!
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight!
The difference between me and mosquito is, a mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it!
Do you like sales? because if you're looking for a good one, pants are 100% off at my house!
You're too hot. let me blow you!
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Pickup line of 2020: can i socially distance your legs?