In the middle of a fight, the husband said, "Let's not quarrel, let's discuss the things sensibly." "No," said angry wife, "Every time we discuss sensibly, I lose"!
The couples that are "meant to be" are the ones who go through everything that is meant to tear them apart and come out even stronger than they were before!
Marry a man who puts his pizza rolls in the oven instead of the microwave. He knows good things take a little more time!
A man had his wife cremated. As smoke came out, he said to his friend - "That's the first time I ever saw her hot!"
Customer: I have come back to buy the car I was looking at yesterday. Salesman: Fine. Now tell me, what was the one dominating thing that made you buy this car? Customer: My wife!
My husband sent me a text that said, "Your sexy". So, naturally, I wrote back, "No, you're sexy". He's been walking around all happy and smiling. Should I tell him I was just correcting his grammar or leave it?
Wife: Ek Pani Ki Bottle Kharid Lao. Marwadi: Pani Nahi Hai, Biryani Le Aaun? Wife: Waah Munh Mein Pani Aa Geya. Marwadi: Theek Hai, Isi Pani Se Kaam Chalao!