Normally i don't stop when i see a drunkard lying on the road. but today i stopped, splashed water on him, made him sit and asked, "kidhar se mili?"
Yeah, alcohol is amazing, but have you ever hugged someone that cared about you to the point that when they hug you, you can feel their heartbeat and their unconditional support? me neither, pass the old monk!
Today's special drink: the quarantini. it's just a regular martini, but you drink it alone in your house! #covid_19 #coronavirus
I work part-time as a bartender. only thing is that i don't get paid as i'm working from home. to top it all, i'm my only customer!
Alcohol is a very useful solution. one treats outside wounds by rubbing alcohol; and inside wounds by drinking alcohol!
I used to party all weekend. Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery!