Salman khan agar paad bhi de to uske bakchod fans - "bhai kya pada hai bhai , bhai kya kushboo hai bhai,, bhai gxand hai ya perfume ki dukan bhai".:d:d
Hate story 2 dekhi kisi ne kesi he?? bc sab bol rahe surween phataka he usme sunday he so thoda garam ho ke aata hu :d:d
Hrithik: keh do na, keh do na you are my sonia.. kareena: keh diya keh dia.. you are my sonia.. hritik: ailaa bc hum dono sonia h kya ?.:d:d
Salman khan has decided to make five sequels of his highly waited movie kick and will b named as----------------》 .. .. .. .. 1》 break 2》accelerator 3》tyre 4》clutch 5》tubeless tyre
Ek villian effect..... !!! . in exam . . . . . . . jab tak hum kisi me se copy nhi karte na tab tak hum marks se aur marks humse dur rehte he...
~generation gap~ mama aamir khan : papa kehte hain bada naam karega. bhanja imran khan : daddy mujhse bola, tu galti hai meri.
Suzain khan claims 400crore as alimony money for divorce, their marriage lasted 14 years, which makes the calculation as "8lacs per night" itna toh "sunny leone" bhi nahi leti..:d:d
After watching kick student : mere attendance ke baare me zyaada mat sochna "main college me aata hoon... lecture main nahi.".:d:d
Night was dark . . . moon was high . . . boy stopped bike . . . . girl asked why? . . . he came close.. . . she felt shy.. . . & he said .. . . . . . . . .. . . . . dhakka maar heroine petrol khatam ho gaya hai...:d:d
Amir's love for country.... bechara railway track pe radio leke potty kar raha tha... tabhi radio par national anthem shuru ho gya.:d:d
Baap of all sbi bank: humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai.... alia bhat: agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? nahi chahiye.:d:d