aashiqui shayari for girlfriend

I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell "player
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And i put down my ex-girlfriend's name ..

Isqe ke school me nayaa mahaul taiyaar ho gay
Ek teacher ko pappu ki girlfriend se pyaar ho gay
Bus tabhi se pappu ka dil udaas ho gaya
Class ke sare bachche fail ho gaye or pappu pass ho gay

Boy apni girlfriend se
Yu mat kheench tu mujhe apni taraf sanam.
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Branded t-shirt hai.
Phat gayi to bahut pitegi
Maa kasam.

Dil ka ashiyan hum nahi sajate
Bagon me phool hum nahin khilate
Humari ek pasand se toot jayenge hazaron dil
Bas is liye hum girlfriend nahin banate