tum paas aaye jokes

Agar Aapki Raah Men Chhote Chhote Patthar Aaye To Samajh Lena...
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Rod Ka Kaam Chal Raha Hai
~ Bhanwarlal Thekedar

Khushi:
Jab Aapko Maisej Aaye Ki Aapki Salary Aapke Account Me Jama Ho Gayi Hai

Size Zero:
Na Ho Jiska Bum Aur Na Hi Seena;
Dekhkar Na Jise Aaye Paseena;
Kehne ko Hai Phir Bhi Woh Haseena!