shadi jokes

Shadi Lottery Jaisi Hoti Hai
Bahut Kam Logon Ke "Lagti Hai";
Baaki Logon Ki "Lag Jati" Hai

Ek Chhoti Si Kahani:
Ek Tha Chida Aur Thi Chidi;
Khush The Donon Shadi Se Pahle;
Aur Shaadi Ke Baad:
Chida Chidchida Ho Gaya;
Aur Chidi Chidchidi Ho Gayi

Shadi Eklauta Aisa Zakhm Hai Jaha Chot Lagane Se Pahle Haldi Lagai Jati Hai

Shadi Ke Baad Purushon Par Ek Khas Jimmedari Hoti Hai
"Kukar Ki 3 Set Ke Baad Gas Band Kar Dene Ki"A

Ek Trak Ke Pichhe Likha Tha "Dulhan Hi Dahej Hai"
Dusre Trak Ke Piche Likha Tha "Dahej Lena Paap Hai"
Ab Koi Shadi Kare Bhi To Kaise?

Shadi Kitni Khatarnak Chij Hai Iska Andaza Isi Bat Se Lagaya Ja Sakta Hai Ki...
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