Santa: Some grey bearded man is using my name and distributing Christmas presents. Banta: You mean, Santa Claus? Santa: Yes. I can't distribute gifts but can only spread happiness and laughter! Merry Christmas!
Classic Insult: Jeeto to her hubby, "Please give me Rs. 2,000/-, I want to go to a Beauty Parlour." Santa looked at her from top to bottom and then gave her Rs. 10,000/-!
Pappu: Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do as I please? Santa: I don't know. No body has ever lived that long yet!
A worried Santa to the local police, "I've been getting threatening letters in the mail". That's against the law, isn't it?" "It certainly is", the Inspector replied. "Do you know who's been writing them?" "Yeah', replied Santa. "My girlfriend's husband!"
Santa: There are so many beautiful girls in my office. Banta: Wow! You lucky dog. Santa: Hardly. Banta: Why? Santa: They're all like "read only" files!
Jeeto: If I fire the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Santa: I don't have to pay you, you will get my entire insurance amount!