Santa: What did you do with the money you robbed from the bank? Banta: I deposited it in the same bank!
Banta: If a tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife at the same time, whom would you save? Santa: Of course, the tiger. Banta: But why? Santa: Very few are left!
Santa: I've come back to buy the car I was looking at yesterday. Salesman: Fine. Now tell me, what was the one dominating thing that made you buy this car? Santa: My wife!
Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid. When did you have your last drink? Santa: What do you mean, last?
Santa: I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Great legs". Banta: Go on. I am all ears. Santa: The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so". I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now"!
Santa: What's going on at neighbours? Pappu: It's someone's birthday. Santa: Whose? Pappu: Tuyu's! Santa: Tuyu? Pappu: Yes. I heard them distinctly singing in chorus, "Happy Birthday Tuyu!"