Santa: Doctor, my wife is running a temperature. Doctor: Is she hot? Santa: Well, with a little make-up and short shirt...
Santa got home pretty late at night. Jeeto: How many drinks have you had? Santa: I don't know. I'm an alcoholic, not an accountant!
Santa to his doctor, "My wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back?" Doctor: Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning!
Santa walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Was I in here last night?" "You certainly were", replies the bartender. "And did I spend a lot of money?" Santa asked. "You spent over Rs. 10000", replies the bartender. "Thank god for that", says Santa, "I thought I'd wasted it"!