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Santa: My wife worships me.
Banta: Why do you say so?
Santa: She puts burnt offerings in front of me every day!

Santa: This weight of mine is really strange.
Banta: What's with it?
Santa: Every time I lose it, it finds me again.

Santa: I can't seem to connect with my wife these days.
Banta: It certainly leaves an emotional void?
Santa: Not really, She keeps ducking every time I swing!

Jeeto yelled at Santa, "You're gonna be really SORRY. I'm going to LEAVE you!"
Santa: Make up your mind. Which is it gonna be?

Banta: I was sorry to hear you cremated your mother last week.
Santa: We had to. She was dead!

Banta: Where did you get that umbrella?
Santa: It was a gift from sister.
Banta: You never had any sister.
Santa: I know - but that's what's engraved on the handle!