Banta: Did you feel the vibrations of the earthquake? Santa: Married men neither feel and nor are affected by vibrations or earthquakes!
Santa accompanied Jeeto to a doctor during her pregnancy and asked the doctor, "My wife is five months pregnant and she's very moody". Doctor: So what's your question?
Banta: What's the difference between a quiet woman and a silent woman? Santa: A quiet woman is a blessing whereas a silent woman is very dangerous!
Jeeto: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Santa: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount!
A letter landed on the doormat of Santa's house. On it, it was written - Do not bend. Angry Santa: How is one going to pick it up without bending?