A cop stops drunk Santa and asks, "How high are you?" Santa: That's wrong English, you should say, "Hi, How are you?"
Santa: I stained my shirt due to simple carelessness. I don't know how I'm going to get it out. Banta: What did you spill? Santa: Stain remover.
Santa: It's earth Hour, switch off all lights! Pappu: Papa, there's no electricity since morning. Santa: Never mind, switch off the buttons. At least, we can take the feeling!
Santa: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic? Banta: What's to it? Santa: It has a 12-month long waiting list!
Santa: I'm the only one in my family who drinks, which is great. Banta: Why is it great? Santa: Because to me, they're all potential liver donors!