Santa: What happened to your half-yearly result? Pappu: Dad, there's one good news and one bad news. Santa: Good news first? Pappu: I passed the exams. Santa: And the bad news? Pappu: The good news is wrong!
Santa: What's going on at neighbours? Pappu: It's someone's birthday. Santa: Whose? Pappu: Tuyu's! Santa: Tuyu? Pappu: Yes. I heard them distinctly singing in chorus, "Happy Birthday Tuyu!"
Santa entered Pappu's room and found him asleep on his books, looking tired of exam studies. He walked closer to him, played with his hair softly, sweetly and BAAAANG!!! slapped his face... and said, . .. ... "Last seen on Whatsapp 2 minutes ago"!
Santa: My girlfriend just told me that I have a problem with being faithful. Banta: It must be your fault only. Santa: I find it funny. Because my wife never says that.
Banta: What's Marriage? Santa: Marriage is the 7th sense of humans that destroys all the six senses and makes the person Non-sense.