Jeeto: Nai Car Aur Nai Pati Mein Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Sirf 2-3 Saal Theek Thaak Chalte Hein! Santa: Puraani Car Aur Puraani Patni Mein Bhi Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Faltu Aawaaz Buhut Karte Hein!
Santa: Mere Se Aaj Buhut Galti Ho Gayi. Banta: Kya Hua? Santa: Meri Saali Do Kutte Ke Pille Lekar Aayi Thi. Maine Usse Jeeto Ke Saamne Keh Diya - Ek 'Puppy' Mujhe De Do!
Banta: Santa, Tere Ko Kisi Se Pyaar Hua Hai? Santa: Haan Yaar, Par Woh Maanti Hi Nahi. Banta: Kya Kehti Hai? Santa: Kehti Hai - I love you 2. Pata Nahi Saala Yeh Doosra Kaun Hai!
Santa: Let me see your report card. Pappu: I don't have it. Santa: Why not? Pappu: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
Santa: Hey, bugger! What do you think you're doing? Pappu: I am drinking this whisky. Santa: You know you are too young to drink alcohol. Pappu: But the label on it says "12 years old".