Banta: Yaar Main Bahut Pareshan Hu Meri Bivi Mujhse 1 Pappi Ka 100 Rupaye Leti Hai Santa: Tu To Kismat Wala Hai Yaar! Dusaron Se 500 Rupaye Leti Hai
Raddi Kharidne Wala: Sahab Purane Kapde Pepper Bartan Ho To De Dijiye Santa:Aabhi Jaao Mem Sahab Nahin Hain Mayke Gayi Hain Raddi Wala (Pure Vishwas Se): To Fir Khali Botalen Hi De Dijiye
Jito: Pichhali Baar Aapne Mere Janmdin Par Lohe Ka Palang Banvaya Tha Is Bar Kya Irada Hai? Santa: Soch Raha Hu Iss Bar Usmen Karant Chhod Do
Jito Mayke Se Wapas Aayi To Santa Darvaja Kholte Huye Jor-Jor Se Hansne Laga Jito: Aise Kyon Hans Rahe Ho? Santa: Bujurgon Ne Kaha Hai Ki Jab Bhi Musibat Samne Aaye Uska Samna Hanste Huye Karo
Ek Aadmi 2 Saal Baad Apna Plat Dekhne Gaya To Waha Par Ghar Bana Hua Tha Aur Santa Kursi Par Baitha Tha Aadmi: Yaha To Mera Plat Tha? Santa: Achchha Ab Ghar Ke Niche A Gaya Hoga
Pappu: Papa Mujhe Skul Chhodne Aap Kyon Aate Ho? Mere Sabhi Doston Ko Chhodne To Unki Mammi Aati Hain Santa: Bas Isiliye Beta