Bank Manager: Yah Kya Ajib Signechar Hain? Santa: Ye Sine Meri Dadi Ka Hai Sar! Bank Manager: Aisa Kya Ajib Naam Hai Unka?? Santa: Jalebi Bai!
Santa Tren Men Safar Kar Raha Tha To Tikat Chakkar A Gaya Tikat Chakkar: Tikat Dikhao Santa: Yah Lijiye Tikat Chakkar: Are Yah To Purani Tikat Hai Santa: Aap To Aise Kah Rahe Hain Jaise Tran Aap Abhi-Abhi Shorum Se Leker Aaye Ho
Jyotish: Bachcha Jivan Ke Pahle 40 Saal Bahut Kasht Bhogoge! Santa: Pandit Ji Uske Baad? Jyotish: Aadat Pad Jayegi Sah Loge!
Jito: Suno Ji Bahubali Achchhi Hai Dekh Lo Santa Mobile Chalata Hua Bahar Gailari Men Chala Gaya Jito: Chupchap Andar A Jaao Maine Bahubali Bola Hai Baajuwali Nahi
Santa Ne Dhaba Khola Grahak: Meri Chay Men Makkhi Doob Kar Mari Padi Hai Santa: To Kya Karu? Main Dhaba Chalaun Ya Inhe Tairna Sikho
Banta: Bhai Aapke Vahan Sardi Kaisi Hai? Santa: Bilkul BSNL Jaisi Hai Banta: Matlab? Santa: Ghar Se Bahar Nikalo To Hi Lagti Hai