Santa: Three weeks ago, my wife learnt how to drive. Banta: But my wife told me that she hit a lamppost a couple of days back? Santa: Yes, now she's learning how to aim it!
Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson. Banta: That's really considerate of you. What was her 1st lesson? Santa: I told her, "Always let the man drive"!
Santa to his pal Banta, "My wife and I are inseparable". Banta: It's really a news to me that you both love each other so much. Santa: It's not that. Actually, it takes a lot of people to separate us when we're fighting!
Banta: What's marriage? Santa: Marriage is the 7th sense of human that destroys all the 6 senses and makes the person nonsense!
Santa: My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me. Banta: How is that? Santa:They enabled me to buy the neighbor's house at half price.