Jeeto: The amount of whisky you drink, you have become an alcoholic. Santa: I don't drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits. So I am not Alcoholic, I am Spiritual!
Someone called Santa at three o'clock in the morning. Caller: Is that the Community Hospital? Santa: No, it's not. This is a private residence. Caller: I must have the wrong number. Sorry to trouble you at this time of night. Santa: Ah, it's no trouble. I had to get up anyway to answer the phone.
Banta: Talking about Africa makes me think of the time... Bored Santa: Good gracious, you're quite right. I had no idea it was so late. Goodbye!
Santa: I was stopped for doing 53 in a 35 KM zone but I got away. Banta: But how? Santa: I told the police I had dyslexia!
Santa: Have any of your childhood hopes been realized? Banta: Yes. When my mother used to pull my hair, I wished that I didn't have any!
Banta: Kindly loan me 2000 bucks. It being Sunday, banks are closed. Santa: Why don't you use an ATM? It's like 24 hour banking. Banta: I don't have that much time!