Santa on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question. Interviewer: Who killed Gandhiji? Santa: Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
Santa is taking a woman home after their first date. When they get to her door, he asks if he can come inside. Woman: Absolutely not. I never ask a guy to come in on the first date. Santa: All right. Then how about on the last date?
Santa:Give me one room with double-bed. Hotel Manager: But Sir, you seem to be alone. Santa: Yes. But I am married and I wish to enjoy silence from the other side of the bed!
Santa: I won 2 Gold Medals in my entire life. Pappu: That's commendable! In which field? Santa: One was for my excellent memory and the second one, I don't remember!