Guddi: Madam Mere Ko Pappu Lagatar Taakta Rahta Hai Adhyapika: Pappu Batao Kya Yah Sach Hai? Pappu: Madam Agar "Mai Lagataar Takta Hu" To Pahle Yah Mujhe Bataye Ki Yah Ise Pata Kaise Chala?
Hafte Men 4 Bar Banne Wali Lauki Khud Hi Gharwali Se Puch Baithi "Bahan Sach Men Pati Ki Sehat Ka Khyal Hai Ya Fir Apni Shadi Ka Gaussa Nikal Rahi Ho?"
Husband: Har Subah Main Bhagwan Se Yeh Prarthna Karta Hun Ki Sabko Tumhare Jaisi Patni Mile. Wife: Sach, Aisa Kyon? Husband: Haan, Aakhir Main Akela Hi Kyon Dukh Sahun!