Ladaki: Kal Main Tumhare Liye Rakhi Leker I Thi Tumne Bandhwai Kyon Nahin? Pappu: Agar Kal Main Tumhare Liye Mangalsutra Lekker Aaun To Pahan Legi Kya Badi I Baat Karti Hain?
Pappu: Yah Dekho Mera Naya Iphone 6 Garlfrend: O Janu Mujhe Bhi Dila Do Pappu: Tum Iphone 6 Rakh Kar Kya Karogi? Karni To Tumne Miss Call Hi Hoti Hai
Sharif To Ham Itane The Ki Kabhi Kamiz Ke Batan Tak Nahin Khole Par Kambakht Is Garmi Ne To Sani Liyon Bana Ke Rakh Diya
Chin Men Bachche Ke Namakaran Ka Tarika Ye Hai Ki Ghar Men Steel Ke Bartan Zameen Par De Maro Aur Jo Avaj Aaye Wahi Naam Rakh Do Ting Tong Tung