Pathan (Doctor Se): Dudh Pine Se Rang Gora Hota Hai Kya? Doctor: Ha Dudh Men Calcium Hota Hai Isliye! Pathan: Achchha To Fir Bhains Ka Bachcha Kyon Kala Hai?
Pappu (Doctor Se): Kya Dudh Pine Se Rang Gora Hota Hai? Doctor: Han Hota Hai Pappu: Yaar Aapko Doctor Kisne Bana Diya? Doctor: Kyon Kya Hua? Pappu: Agar Dudh Pine Se Rang Gora Hota To Fir Bhains Ka Bachcha Kala Kyon Hota Hai?
Dost Ki Har Galti Maaf Ho Jaati Hai Jab Vo Muskura Kar Puchha Hai... . . . . . . . . Pine Baithana Hai Aaj?
Daru Aur Sigaret Pine Wala Insan Kabhi Matlabi Nahin Hota! Kyonki Jise Apane Sharir Se Hi Matlab Nahin Wo Bhala Kisi Ke Bare Men Kaise Bura Soch Sakta Hai