Sindhi(Pathan Se): Yaar Tumhara Janmadin Kab Aata Hai? Pathan: Nahin Yaar Mera Janmdin Nahin Aata Sindhi: Aisa Kaise Ho Sakta Hai? Janmadin To Sabka Aata Hai Pathan: Vo Main Raat Ko Paida Hua Tha Isliye Mera Janm Din Nahin Aata
Pathan: Maine Kal Ek Sapna Dekha Sindhi: Achha Kya Dekha Sapne Me? Pathan: Yaar Kuch Dikhai Hi Nahin Diya Sindhi: Kyon? Pathan: Vo Meri Aakhen Band Thi N Isliye
Pathan Ne Lassi Ki Dukan Lagai Grahak: Are Is Lassi Men Makkhi Giri Hui Hai Pathan: Oye Dil Bada Rakh Ye Chhoti Si Jaan Teri Kitni Lassi Pi Jayegi
Pathan Apni Begam Ko English Sikha Raha Tha Dopahar Men Begam Boli "Dinner Kha Lo Ji" Pathan: Jahil Aurat Ye Dinner Nahi Lunch Hai Begam: Jahil Tu Tera Sara Khandan Karmfute Ye Raat Ka Bacha Hua Khana Hai Dimag Mat Dauda Roti Charlee
Pappu Bank Men Jakar So Gaya Jab Usse Iska Karan Pucha Gaya To Vo Bola "Maine Akhbar Men Vigyapan Padha Tha Ki Is Bank Men 'Sone Par Lon' Milta Hai"