Teacher: If you think you are good and fast in maths then tell me what is 12 x 45 = ? Pappu: 132 Teacher: That's wrong. Pappu: But it is fast!
Santa telling Pappu the spelling of 'assassination'. One ass; another ass behind; 'I' am behind it; and behind 'I' is the whole nation!
Pappu: Papa Aako Mummy Main Kya Accha Laga Jo Aapne Unse Shaadi Kar Li? Santa: Uski Gaal Pe Vo Kaala Til.. Pappu: Kya Baat Hai Papa Itni Choti Si Cheez Ke Liye Itni Badi Museebat Mol Le Li...!