Chor Ne Ek Mahila Ka Pars Chori Kiya Aur Usme Se Use 1000 Rupaye Mile! Ek Pathan Ne Yah Sab Dekh Liya To Us Chor Ne Pathan Se Kaha Ki Jo Rakam Use Mili Hai Woh Fiftifty Kar Lenge! Pathan Ne Kaha Thik Hain Lekin Baki Ke 900 Rupaye Ka Woh Kya Karenge!
Ek Mahila Ka Apaharan Ho Gaya: Apaharankarta Ne Uski Ek Ungli Kati Aur Uske Pati Ko Bhej Di Aur Dhamki Ke Sath Sandesh Bheja Paise Bhej Paise! Pati Ne Jawab Bhijwaya: Mujhe Aur Pukhta Sabut Chahiye Khopadi Bhej Khopadi!
Agar Aap Kisi Mahila Ko 5 Minat Men Samjha Sakte Hain To Vo Mahila Aapki Maa Hai 15 Minat Men Aap Apni Bahan Ko Samjha Sakte Hain 50 Minat Men Aap Apni Beti Ko Samjha Sakte Hain Agar Samjhane Men 3 Ghante Lag Jayen To Vah Mahila Aapki Mitra Hai Samjhane Men 3 Din Lag Jayen To Vo Mahila Aapki Premika Ki Shreni Men Aati Hai Aur Agar Aap Apni Baat Use Jivan Bhar Na Samjha Paye To Vo Nihsandeh Apki Patni Hai
Kal Ganne Ke Thele Par Ras Pite Time Harttak Aate Aate Bacha... Jab Ek Mahila Impression Jhadate Hue Boli... Bro! Please . . . . . . . . Kala Nun!