Prito: Agar Main Kisi Javan Ladke Ko Kiss Karu To Kya Hoga? Baba: Narak Men Jaogi! Prito: Achchha Agar Main Aap Ko Kiss Karu To? Baba: Chalak Aurat Swarg Men Jana Chahati Hai!
Santa Ghar Pahuncha To Naukar Ne Bataya: "Thodi Der Pahle Aapke Jigari Dost Ka Fon Aaya Tha" Santa: "Tumne Kaise Jana Vo Mera Jigari Dost Hai?" Naukar: "Unhonne Kaha Tha Ki Vo 'Kamina' A Jaye To Use Kahna Mujhe Fon Kare"
Tony in jeans and a Michael Jackson T-shirt comes running to Ajit. "Boss, Boss, Plaan Gadbad Ho Gya. Aaj Kaam Nahin Hoga. Lily Ko Stomach-ache Hai." Ajit: Rascal. Lily Se Keh Do - Stomach Ek Ho Ya Do, Kaam Zaroor Ho Jana Chahiye!"