Hasi Ke Liye Gam Kurban Khushi Ke Liye Aasu Kurban Dost Ke Liye Jaan Bhi Kurban Aur Agar Dost Ki Girlfriend Mil Jaye To... . . . . . . . Sala Dost Bhi Kurban!
Ek Ladke Ki Garlfrend Mar Gayi To Us Ladke Ne Chita Par Let Kar Ladki Ke Sath Selfi Khinch Kar Post Kiya "Me With My Ex Girlfriend" At Shamshan Ghat Feeling Sad! With Pandit Ji
Girlfriend: Jaanu, Papa Ne Bola Hai Ki Agar Fail Hui Toh Rickshaw Wale Se Shaadi Karwa Denge. Boyfriend: Chill Baby... Mere Papa Ne Bola Main Fail Hua Toh Rickshaw Hi Khareed Ke Denge!
Pappu: My girlfriend is like a fart. Bunty: Why do you say so? Pappu: She's not at all good looking; so whenever I am out in public, I never own her.
Pappu: My girlfriend is like an iPad. Bunty: That's weird. But still, how? Pappu: I don't have an iPad.