Techer: Agar Tum Apne Dost Ko 500 Rupae Do Aur Usko 200 Ki Jarurat Ho To Vo Kitne Wapis Dega? Student: Kuch Bhi Nahin Techer: Kya Tumhen Ganit Nahin Aata? Student: Sar Ganit To Aata Hai Lekin Aap Un Kamino Ko Nahin Jante!
Koi Dost Ho Tum Jaisa Koi Chahne Wala Ho Tum Jaisa; Koi Dil Se Pyara Ho Tum Jaisa; . . . . . . Pata Nahin Kyon Sab Mujhe Yahi Kahte Rahte Hain
Koi Dost Ho Tum Jaisa; Koi Chahne Wala Ho Tum Jaisa; Koi Dil Se Pyara Ho Tum Jaisa; . . . . . . . . Pata Nahin Kyon Sab Mujhe Yahi Kahte Rahte Hain
Pathan Rel Ki Patari Par Leta Hua Tha Uske Dost Ne Pucha "Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Rel Gujari To Mar Jaoge Pathan: Abhi Upar Se Jahaj Gujra Kuchh Nahin Hua To Rel Kya Chiz Hai!
Galti Se Fon Kisi Dusre Dost Ke Yaha Chhut Jaye To Aisa Mahsus Hota Hai Jaise Apni Bholi-Bhali Garlfrend Ko Shakti Kapur Ke Pas Chhod Aaye Hon