Pathan Ne Lassi Ki Dukan Lagai Grahak: Are Is Lassi Men Makkhi Giri Hui Hai Pathan: Oye Dil Bada Rakh Ye Chhoti Si Jaan Teri Kitni Lassi Pi Jayegi
Pathan Apni Begam Ko English Sikha Raha Tha Dopahar Men Begam Boli "Dinner Kha Lo Ji" Pathan: Jahil Aurat Ye Dinner Nahi Lunch Hai Begam: Jahil Tu Tera Sara Khandan Karmfute Ye Raat Ka Bacha Hua Khana Hai Dimag Mat Dauda Roti Charlee
Pappu Apni Nai Gav Ki Garlfrend Se "Achchha Kya Logi Tum?" Garlfrend: Jo Tum Kaho! Pappu: Water Jara 'Minu' Lana! Garlfrend: Aaj To Main Bhi 'Minu' Khaungi!
Pappu Bank Men Jakar So Gaya Jab Usse Iska Karan Pucha Gaya To Vo Bola "Maine Akhbar Men Vigyapan Padha Tha Ki Is Bank Men 'Sone Par Lon' Milta Hai"
Pappu Apni Maa Se Paise Mangta Hai Pappu: Maa 10 Rupae Chahiye Bahar Ek Garib Ko Dene Hain Maa: Kaha Hai Garib? Pappu: Bechara Bahar Kadi Dhup Men Is Crem Bech Raha Hai!
Happy Holi Happy Holi Happ... . . . Dhadam! . . . . . . . Pappu: Maine Tujhe Pahle Hi Kaha Tha Dhire Chala Ab Lag Gayi Naa!