What is a corporate life?
1. i learnt to operate 3 critical machines :
- scanner
- printer
- xerox machine
2. i learnt to use 3 high end software :
- microsoft word
- microsoft excel
- microsoft powerpoint
3. i learnt to use 3 great short cuts :
- ctrl+c
- ctrl+v
- ctrl+s
4. i learnt to say three very important words for professional life :
- yes sir
- ok sir.
- i'll just do that sir
5. when i really wanted to quit, i learnt to :
- wake up early
- sleep late
- continue to work
6. i learnt to :
- face monday
- fight for next 5 days
- wait for sunday
7. i learnt to give reasons to family, friends and relatives for not making :
- phone calls
- messages
- mails
8. i learnt to celebrate these things far away from loved ones :
- birthday
- new year
- festivals
9. at the end, people say :
- you learnt...
- you earned...
- you enjoyed...
10. but when i compare me with my self :
- i just sustained...
- i just tolerated...
- i just survived... for bucks
11. i have survived :
- for convenience of my family...
- to avoid blame of society...
- to get tag of employment...
in corporate companies life exists only in dreams...