Class mein teacher ne bachho se puchha:
“bachho hume kya kya cheeze muh mein nahi leni chahiye?”
johnny: “rubber, pencil, paper, angutha and jalta hua bulb”
teacher ne hairan hokar pucha ki: “bulb kyu???”
johnny: “bcoz pados wali aunty hamesha raat ko uncle se kahti hai
ki bulb jal raha hai,
main muh mein nahi loongi“