Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai

Santa: woh ladki kitni sundar hai! banta: mujhe uska naam pata hai. santa: kya naam hai uska? banta: woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "chaalu khaata"

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
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Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai

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