Santa decided to write the mba exam.
he could understand every thing except for the logic part.
one day when he was reading, his friend banta came home.
banta: “santa singh ji, how is your mba preparation?”
santa singh: “every thing is fine, but i could not understand logic”
banta: “logic is very easy”
santa: “can you give me an example, so that i can understand”
banta: “ok, do you have fish pot in your house ?”
santa: “yes”
banta: “logically, there will be water in it”
santa: “yes”
banta: “logically, there will be fish in it”
santa: “yes”
banta: “logically, someone will be feeding the fish”
santa: “yes”
banta: “i take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish”
santa: “yes”
banta: “so, logically, your are married”
santa: “yes”
banta: “so, that means you are a heterosexual”
santa was very glad and he understood logic.
next day he sees buta singh and he was also preparing for mba.
santa: “how is your mba preparation?”
buta: “everything is fine except for the logic”
santa: “oh, logic is easy”
buta: “please, give me an example”
santa: “do you have a fish pot in your house?”
buta: “no, i don’t”
santa: “fucking homo“