Minister: sach-sach batao,
tum kitni bar hamse bewafai ki ho?
wife: kul 3 bar.
minstr: kab-kab?
wife: jab apka dil ka operation tha to
dr. k pas gai thi,
fir jab aap jail me band hue to judge k pas gai thi.
minstr: teesri bar?
wife: jab apko sarkar banana tha,
aur apke pas 76 mlas kum the..