Wife : ek baat bolu??..
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husband : bolo. . .
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wife : maaroge to nahi?. ..
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husbund : nahi to, kya baat hai?. . .
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wife : mai pregnant hun.. .. .
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husband : hurray!!! its gud news,
dar kyu rahi thi??
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wife : college ke dino mai papa ko
bataya tha toh badi maar padi thi..