Girlfriend: Mai Apni Zindagi Me Koi Lamba Haath Marna Chahti Hu

Who sang this song?
main pal do pal ka shayar hoon;
pal do pal meri jawani hai;
pal do pal.......

Q: what is sunny leone's favourite time of the day?
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Aib guys: fuck fuck fuck fuck.
girl: hahahaha... wow.. :* .......

Status of a single boy:
akela reh reh kar haath dukhne l.......

Sex karo daily, jab aapki girlfriend ho akeli;
na ho aapki girlfriend toh ragdo uski saheli;
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A girl calls a boy: ghar pe koi nai hai. aa jaao, aish karenge!
boy (shocked): abhi.......