What is wife?
fauji: sare dusman hum se darte hai aur hum biwi se.
mochi: me juto ki mrammat karta hu aur biwi meri .
teacher: me school me lecture deta hu aur ghar me biwi se sunta hu.
officer: me office me boss hu aur gahr me nokar.
judge: me court me faisle sunata.. hu aur ghar me khud insaf ka talabgar.
{faisla aap ke hath me hai.. kuware raho khush raho no wife easy life}
jo shadi kar chuke hai vo sabar kare,
jin ki nahi hui woh shukr karein!! :d